Top 10 things Yoda would say while having sex..

• 10. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
  
• 9. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
  
• 8. "Feel the force!"
  
• 7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
  
• 6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
  
• 5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
  
• 4. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
  
• 3. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
  
• 2. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
  
• 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"