sexta-feira, outubro 28, 2005

Top 10 things Yoda would say while having sex..


  • 10. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
  • 9. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
  • 8. "Feel the force!"
  • 7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
  • 6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
  • 5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
  • 4. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
  • 3. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
  • 2. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
  • 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"